Bristleburghers! You won't believe the fascinating opportunity the Mayor has in store for you! Come check it out! (ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY FOR ALL CITIZENS)

Faithful residents who have pledged their attendance include:
Alex Collyard
Madeline Horwath
Aaron Klopfer
Cyrus Leddy
Jared Chapman
Arlo Chapple-Berletic
And more!

Plus a musical performance by second runner-up of the Stone County Stone Swallowing Competition, Molly Compton. With Orlando Lara as Mayor Horatio Queef and Emerald Catron as Lt. Mayor Barbara Dunwich. Bristleburg Town Hall is a live immersive comedy show filmed live for CAN TV.